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This Is How I Got Arrested (after smuggling drugs across the border but never actually getting caught with any drugs) is a tightly structured, fourth wall breaking, hilarious, one-woman dark-comedy show.
Meet Sophie, a working-class youngster, ho takes the phrase ‘girls just wanna have fun’ a bit too far! What begins as a fast-paced account of her upbringing quickly spirals into a drug-fuelled escapade. Told under the pressure of a ticking timer, lies will unravel, truth will be revealed and mischief will mount into madness.
We strongly encourage pre-purchasing tickets ahead of your arrival at ZOO, which will help speed up waiting and admission times. Doors typically open 5 minutes before the advertised start time. We operate eTicketing. A booking fee of £1.50 per ticket up to a maximum of £6 will be added to each booking.
Curious Industries and Dumbworld
16:20 (1hr15mins)
From 18 to 30 Aug 2026
Fraternal Compagnia
20:15 (1hr)
From 7 to 30 Aug 2026
HotCat Collective
21:35 (50mins)
From 7 to 30 Aug 2026
Kento Morita
17:45 (1hr)
From 7 to 30 Aug 2026
Riley Fitzgerald
12:30 (1hr)
From 7 to 16 Aug 2026
ZOO Venues Ltd. 117 Nicolson Street, Edinburgh, EH8 9ER
Box Office: 0131 356 0349 | Admin Office: 0131 356 0912
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