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The bear doesn’t have fur; if it did, it could cease to have it.
When a gang of Brits finds a philosophy book in a stolen briefcase, they don’t just read it – they live it. Treating theory as a manual for “conceptual crimes,” they begin to dismantle their world, tearing through a city made of paper.
Following a four-star run at Camden People’s Theatre, Fair Love Collective presents a high-octane philosophy-punk comedy. Featuring live music by Glastonbury artist Alex Hall, verbatim puppetry and a live trial.
This show is age restricted. ID checks may be in place.
We strongly encourage pre-purchasing tickets ahead of your arrival at ZOO, which will help speed up waiting and admission times. Doors typically open 5 minutes before the advertised start time. We operate eTicketing. A booking fee of £1.50 per ticket up to a maximum of £6 will be added to each booking.
Trailer
Noah Seltzer
21:30 (1hr)
From 7 to 30 Aug 2026
Azaelia Slade and SLADE Productins
19:40 (1hr)
From 7 to 30 Aug 2026
DON GNU / Part of #DANISH
12:30 (1hr)
From 18 to 30 Aug 2026
Luke Pitman
20:35 (1hr)
From 24 to 30 Aug 2026
Riley Fitzgerald
12:30 (1hr)
From 7 to 16 Aug 2026
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