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The Only Man Who Won't Fuck Me

Catherine Taaffe Productions and Suzanna Rosenthal Productions


£12 (£10)

ZOO Playground

21:50
(1h)
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Kat has it all figured out: a rent-stabilized Brooklyn apartment, a clinically tight pussy and a business built on knowing what men want.

She’s the witchy brunette you hooked up with in college and remember. The downtown artgirl you pay to look you in the eye. Until she meets Logan. Masculine. Sexy. A boxer who understands women better than other men. The problem is Logan only wants to be friends. So Kat decides if she can’t have him, she’ll heal him. And what’s more romantic than refusing to take no for an answer?

Content Warnings

  • Scenes of a sexual nature
  • Strobe lighting
  • Strong language/swearing

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